You Might Be A Bad Parent If...
Local Advice: You Might Be a Bad Parent If…
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You take your baby on the bus
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You take your baby to the market
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You take your baby anywhere besides the hospital before the baby is 6 mo. old
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You give your baby a pacifier. Your baby is either hungry and you should be feeding it, or the pacifier will make the baby’s upper lip become turned up and stuck to the bottom of it’s nose.
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You let your baby wear only a diaper in your house. If the baby’s chest is uncovered your baby will get bad lungs. A baby should always have a shirt on.
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You let your baby play on their stomach. Babies bones are “soft” until 6 months old and they shouldn’t be like that.
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You “let” your baby cry. Babies shouldn’t cry. You must do something. Now.
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You put your baby anywhere close to a fan’s breeze. Turn the fan off.
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You don’t shave your baby’s head. You should shave the heads of babies and small children.
“Home” Advice: You Might be a Bad Parent If…
- You move to Asia. You’re not going to have kids… are you?!